I'm thrilled to be here in time for the 30th anniversary of Newgrounds. As it happens, I used to be here as a kid back in the early 2000s, I don't think I had an account back then, but whatever. Actually, I remember taking in some of the more edgy content at the time, I won't go into too much detail about that, but I do remember this Big Brother parody which went on for several episodes. I'm not sure if it still exists here. I also remember Strawberry Clock, surely an icon.

Some time has passed since then, and now there's the new talent I've become so familiar with - Zeurel, SrPelo, Piemations, the entire Friday Night Funkin' team, just to name a few. And it's thanks to Newgrounds that we get to see it all! Thanks a lot, guys! Here's to 30 more years of Newgrounds!

Addendum: It occurs to me that Newgrounds was launched only 7 months after I was born. Which makes us blood brothers in a sense?